I enjoy riding bicycles and women with large eyes.
Also blunts .

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damnthatswhack:

Hanksy

damnthatswhack:

Hanksy

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How long have we been friends? Since age 13? Really we’ve been friends for that long and you do this shit? I can’t believe this. Can’t you just pick a different under aged girl? Or at least not this right in front of me? Really? You know how I feel about her. You fucking know damn well because I talk about her all of the fucking time. I can’t believe this fucking shit. Are you fucking serious?
And if she doesn’t want me its fine
But if she’s my so called “best friend” then she can at least acknowledge my existance once in awhile, especially when I’m right next to her while she’s all on your shit. And you were really a friend then you would know that its not fucking cool to do this right in front of me.

I don’t hate either one of you. I longer care about either one of you, if I never ever talk to you again or even see or hear your name again. I will be perfectly fine. I actually kind of want that. I want both of you out of my life forever
Both of you can fuck right off.